1.
Waking up 3:30 am?
Not cool, puppy.
2.
Having the morning wiggles so bad it’s nearly
impossible to get your collar on?
Not cool, puppy. I cannot wrestle a frantic
puppy before coffee. I just can’t.
3.
Managing not to wee on the kitchen floor in
spite of the morning wiggles?
Cool, puppy.
4.
Going back to sleep in your crate until a more
decent hour?
Cool, puppy.
5.
Licking my feet in greeting with a level of
adoration usually reserved for goddesses or other ancient deities?
Cool, puppy.
6.
Working your way up to lave my calves as well?
A little awkward, but still cool, puppy.
7.
Pulling me down a steep hill on our morning
walk?
Not cool, puppy.
8.
Pulling me back up that same hill with the
intensity of an Alaskan sled dog?
Cool, puppy.
Cool, puppy.
9.
Nipping at everything that dangles, including
shoelaces, hoodie strings, my coat, and any scarf I dare to put on?
Not cool, puppy.
10. Eating
your kibble so fast you barf?
Not cool, puppy.
Not cool, puppy.
11. “Cleaning”
your throw up all by yourself?
Not cool, puppy, although I do appreciate
the effort.
12. Falling
in love at first sight with the neighbor’s dog, Daisy?
Cool, puppy. And kind of adorable in a Lady
and the Trampish sort of way.
13. Knocking
Daisy over when you try to show your affection because she is roughly the size
of your head?
Not cool, puppy.
14. Trying
to nibble on the brick fireplace?
Not cool, puppy. I don’t even understand
that one.
15. Taking
a flying leap at my friend right after I serve her a giant cup of hot coffee,
spilling it all over her shirt?
Not cool, puppy.
16. Sitting
by her feet and staring up at her apologetically for the rest of the visit?
Cool, puppy, but touch my coffee and you’re toast.
Cool, puppy, but touch my coffee and you’re toast.
Eating the brand new sweater... still in the shopping bag... that I just brought home from the store?
ReplyDeleteNot cool. puppy!
(That was one of the many not cool things Max did when he was a puppy!)
Oh, my! So far that hasn't happened. Yet.
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